Number 5) The Chrusciki
This delightful Polish confection has been a favorite with the Catholic school girls for generations. Not only are they devilishly sweet, they melt in your mouth like a communion wafer.
Number 4) The porn site cookie
A favorite of an estimated 109,000,000 Americans, this little cyber pastry gets stored in your web browser to make it just that much easier to log onto your favorite porn site, without all the hassle of typing one handed.
Number 3) Carleton Chester "Cookie" Gilchrist
This AFL hall of famer was not only the league's first 1,000 yard rusher in a 14 game season, but he was also an accomplished place kicker and pass blocker for several teams, including my Buffalo Bills. In his spare time he was a relentless advocate and activist in the Civil Rights movement of the 1960's. And (this is rumor) I hear he was quite a knitter.
Number 2) Cookie
I only know her as Cookie. She is a particularly pleasant cocktail waitress at Herb's Pub on Lake Chautauqua near Jamestown, NY. Hubba Hubba!!!
and finally, the number one all time greatest cookie of all time:
Number 1) The Nilla Wafer
A known favorite of The Red Man, this tasty little morsel is not only the essence of Americana, it is also quite Proletariat.
Respectfully submitted,
Z
PS - To all the girls I've loved before...Happy Valentine's Day.
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