A Cross To Bear

I don't know how The Red Man is going to explain this...but it recently came across the good Doctor's desk that Red's hero has sold out and was in a lavishly budgeted, poorly conceived, horrifically acted-in movie recently.

That's right! Red Man's idol, one David Cross, was in the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie which also starred my name is Jason Lee. I guess the "Mr. Show" residual checks were lost in the mail and Cross needed a few bucks.

How the hell are you gonna defend this Red?