Two Pitchers of Milk, Please!

I'm not a religious man, but Jesus Christ, Praise be Allah and Baruch Atah Adonai!

This woman's name is Sheyla Hershey, and she's a 28-year-old MILF who lives near Houston, Texas (proving that many things are indeed, bigger in Texas). She's in the Brazilian Guinness Book of World Records thanks to her pair of 34 FFF funbags that are...hard to not notice.

She has two quarts of silicone in each breast, or 1,000 cc's for you medical types out there.

“I want to look better each day, every day,” the 28-year-old model said. “Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true.”

Hershey said she would like her breasts to be even bigger, but the state of Texas limits the amount of silicone that can be put into each breast. And so it seems that eight surgeries won't be enough for her.

And so we here at the Intravenus de Milo blog say, "Go for it Sheyla! Don't let anyone get in the way of your dreams. Because if they do, just shake those cans in their face and they'll bounce right out of your path."

Happy motorboating everyone!