Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes

Excuse me while I whip this out.

For those of you who don't follow sports (like R-Load, who enjoys sitting around watching silent films with his fingers tickling his ass), here is a rap that was released this week that you might find half as interesting as the Red Man's "poignant" comments on this blog.

Since a couple of the contributors to this blog live in Boston, and another lives in L.A., we're aware that the Celtics beat the Lakers to win their seventeenth NBA championship. Kobe Bryant, the league's MVP, didn't have a great series for the Lakers who were making their first trip to the finals since 2004.

Meanwhile, back in 2006 Shaquille O'Neal and the Miami Heat won the NBA title. Shaq has four rings, Kobe has three (all won while playing with Shaq on the Lakers).

Since their acrimonious departure, Shaq has won one NBA title, Kobe has zero. So Shaq felt the urge to hop up on a stage somewhere and freestyle rap about that. He claims to have done this in jest, but considering how the two guys didn't like one another all that much when they were teammates, it's hard to believe him. Put it this way, it would be like Leo and Ron Gallagher making peace and hitting the road together.

Have a listen.