You Won't Find This On The SAT Verbal List

While bored here at work I chose to waste some company money and look up one of the International House of Pancakes' most famous meal in the urban dictionary.

Doesn't everyone do this during their spare time?

Many of you have probably dined at an IHOP (that's what the cool people call it, so we'll run with that here) and have enjoyed the "Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity" breakfast. The breakfast includes two fluffy buttermilk pancakes with a choice of strawberry, apple cinnamon, or blueberry fruit topping and crowned with creamy whipped topping. Occasionally, the "Super Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity" is available with the guest's choice of a regular, big or jumbo combo with all the favorites, including eggs, bacon, sausage and crisp hash browns.

And while this definition is perfectly acceptable, the urban dictionary has come up with a few more:

It says the "Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity" is:

1. A sex act where you ejaculate onto a woman's breasts, then hit her in the face with a waffle iron.
2. A sex act where you fuck a chick in the ass from the front, while rhythmically hitting her in the face with a waffle iron.

Wow!

And if that isn't enough for you, our beloved breakfast has morphed into an explanation of, an extra gay dude who is flamboyant, wiggles his butt, and has the trademark "girly" voice. He thrives on old disco tunes, Lifetime Television, and fantasies involving David Hasselhoff, Ethan Hawke, or Brad Pitt.

Now I don't have a picture of any of the other definitions (although some of the other contributors to this blog might on their computers), but I figure you can use your imaginations.

Eat up!